Seen on the bus

On the bus on the way down to a New Year gathering. On what turned out to be the drunk bus - full of teenagers on their way down for a bangin' night out in Kingston.

On the back seats were a particularly shitfaced group (this was before 9pm, I don't know whether they were still conscious at midnight). One of the girls was breaking The Rules about sitting with your legs together.

Now, that's a rule I break myself, frequently, but only when wearing jeans. She had a rather pretty little skirt on, which meant that there was a series of mistakes.

Mistake #1: sitting in elfin pose with knees up around ears. Cute. But also, regrettably revealing.

Mistake #2: sitting in elfin pose with knees up around ears while wearing thong underwear.

Mistake #3: sitting in elfin pose with knees up around ears while wearing thong underwear and labia hanging out.

Mistake #4: all of the above while on the 65 bus. The 65 bus is a modern one: for the uninitiated, this means that it has extensive CCTV, including a close up of the upper deck back seats transmitted straight to a screen on the lower deck. The lady at the front has seen more of Drunk Girl's genitalia than she might perhaps have volunteered for.

Happy New Year!